On the bright side, drones don't have to stop at red lights or get caught in traffic. On the down side, no more porno movies featuring pizza delivery guys?

Patrick Stewart attempted to clarify his confusing pizza tweet from yesterday, and somehow this all makes even less sense now.

Patrick Stewart is 72 years old, but until today, he had never eaten a slice of pizza.

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Last week, the United States Congress passed a revised agriculture appropriations bill that basically stated that 1/8th of a cup of tomato paste could qualify as a half cup of vegetables in terms of nutritional value.

After someone alerted me to Herman Cain's other wacky web ad (seriously, go watch it) earlier, I was mildly suspicious that "Pizza Party" -- a wonderful parody of Waka Flocka Flame's "Grove St.

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