A Kentucky man broke into a supermarket, went through 57 cans of whipped cream, ate six steaks, and soiled himself before police found him in the morning. USA! USA! USA!

A Canadian murderer who based his crimes on "Dexter" has been spending his sentence watching "Dexter" reruns in maximum security prison. Oh. Okay.

If you are looking for a story featuring an ice cream truck driver calling his competitor and shouting "I own this town," I have good news for you.

An "X Factor" contestant has been arrested after stealing a car after his audition and leading police on a high speed chase. "Fast 6" opens May 24.

Put another hole in your childhood. The voice of Charlie Brown faces up to three years in jail for stalking and threatening his ex and her plastic surgeon.

A New Mexico man was arrested for allegedly stealing an iPad and "Breaking Bad" script from Bryan Cranston. The script has not been recovered.

In a very odd case of life imitating "Justified," a fugitive from up north was recently apprehended in Harlan County after over a decade on the run.

Thing that actually happened: A British man named Barton Simpson appeared in front of a judge named Recorder Burns. Bart Simpson. Mr. Burns.

A man wanted for a Maryland carjacking led police on a high-speed chase and crashed his van into a river. Also, he was naked.