Sarah Jones is a 27-year-old former Bengals cheerleader and teacher who admitted to sleeping with a 17-year-old student in exchange for a sentence that included no jail time and would not require her to register as a sex offender, and then walked hand-in-hand out of the courthouse with the now 18-year-old young man who has since become her boyfriend, which is all another way of saying GUESS WHO'S GETTING A REALITY SHOW?

Read about 106-year-old Old Man McGumbus, who took down a Bengal tiger with his belt, in the police blotter section of "Dan's Hamptons."

[stops sweeping chimney]'Allo dere, guvnah.

Two days ago, we brought you the news that Guy Fieri's stolen Lamborghini had been recovered in a storage locker belonging to a 17-year-old high school student who was also suspected of trying to kill two of his classmates by shooting at them from the back of a speeding motorcycle.

I have some good news and bad news for you.

This video (NSFW audio) is from behind-the-scenes footage of some show called "People Behaving Badly" or something.

Morgan Wilson was the runner-up on Season 1 of Bravo's "Top Chef: Just Desserts.

Although I'm all for the Occupy Wall Street protests, I can't help but admit that I think this footage of cops using night sticks and mace on protesters (and a Fox camera crew) is pretty metal.

Oh boy, it's time to play FLORIDA OR OHIO.