Hint: It's not because they can actually do anything about it.

A Tennessee politician was arrested for indecent exposure after a witness said he was masturbating out the open window of a car traveling 90 mph.

Your tax dollars aren't going to 'World of Warcraft' subscriptions, despite what politicians on Twitter are telling you. Here's what's really happening.

20% of South Carolina voters want Gov. Nikki Haley to appoint Stephen Colbert to fill Jim DeMint's Senate seat when he retires. Wait, WHAT?!

Vote Bob Dole, says 1996 Bob Dole and 1996 Bob Dole only.

"Usher was ushered to the front of the line when he came through a back door at the Bill Johnson Community Activity Building in Roswell." DEMOCRACY.

A collection of songs that mention "Election Day," including tracks from 2 Live Crew and the Replacements, and the messages implied in the lyrics.

These 25 funny political signs come from political backers, protesters, and street artists who have important messages for us in these important times.

"South Park" is repeating the trick they pulled off in 2008, and doing an election episode the following day.