Hide your wife. Hide your kids. The Poop Cruise is back. In zombie form, no less.

The Mark McGrath and Friends Cruise is no more, and we have the Poop Cruise to blame.

I'm kind of pissed at myself for not seeing this coming. It was virtually begging for Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to weigh in, no?

"The Today Show" aired a clip of a woman hitching a ride on a great white shark's fin this morning, and now I am TERRIFIED.

If you've watched CNN at all in recent days you know that the network has essentially devoted itself to the nightmare poop cruise. Take it away, Daily Show.