Last night on "Conan," Nick Kroll (Ruxin on "The League," and my favorite "Reno 911" character, El Chupacabra) appeared and told a delightfully horrifying story about pooping his pants.

The other day, the Interwebs went absolutely crazy over the story of an Ohio man, Ryan Fitzjerald, who inked his girlfriend, Rossie Brovent, with the above poop tattoo after she had asked for a Narnia landscape.

As bloggers and humor writers, we like to joke around a lot about the differences between American pop culture and the styles and fads of our friends in Japan.

Best Supporting Actress Academy Award winner (for 1995's Theodore Rex) Whoopi Goldberg shocked middling housewives and gay guys who didn't have to go to work when she sympathized with Charlie Sheen by explaining how she was once so hopped up on goofballs that she took a crap in her bed to keep monsters from killing her.

Below is a video so terrific that it's hard to believe it happened on our crappy little planet.

Danger Guerrero here, kiddies.

I don't really enjoy Family Guy like I did when I was 17, but Sunday's episode -- the first one I've seen in years -- was outstanding, mostly because it was 30 minutes of Brian and Stewie trapped in a bank vault.

I don't have kids, so I won't pretend to know the lengths parents will go to in order to get their toddlers potty-trained and not have to change diapers any more.