The Fünkes have still got it.

I couldn't tell you how many pilots have been announced so far during this pilot season -- 40.

It's pilot season, and pilot news is usually only good for a headlines: Network, Actor, Show Premise, Showrunner.

Ordinarily I wouldn't have anything to say about the New Yorker, because I'm not particularly interested in reading 12,000-word articles about opera in China.

Even though I spend all my day writing about how I hate or love (usually hate) various things on TV, I try to stay away from telling you what YOU should like it.