It's been a while since we've heard from Rick Santorum-supporting birther Dave Mustaine, the lead singer of Megadeth. He and the band are apparently on some sort of world tour at present. Let's check in with him to see what he has to say, shall we?

In remarks to the National Urban League today, in describing America as a land of opportunity, President Obama suggested that America's youth were spending too much time doing frivolous things to grab hold of those opportunities.

Look, I know what you've been thinking. You've spent countless hours looking up at the stars thinking, "Man, when is that new Kim Dotcom track gonna drop?" Well wait no more, tortured soul. It's here.

Since the inception of the internet, basically, the left side of the political spectrum has pretty much dominated at using it to humorously mock the right, whose similar attempts are more often than not lame and unfunny.

Although I've been aware of her name for years, I have had, up until this point, absolutely no idea who Amanda Bynes is (I always get her confused with Ashley Tisdale, for some reason) other than that she's apparently a somewhat trainwreck-y former child star -- Lindsay Lohan Lite, if you will -- who was recently arrested on DUI charges.

Here's where being a sitting president has its advantages when running for reelection: Obama got to spend his Tuesday hanging with Bob Dylan.

If there was one issue the internet has had with President Obama, it's been his stubborn refusal to speak out in favor of gay marriage.

In the event you don't have anything to do today -- or are just too hungover to pull yourself up from your bed or your sofa, like me presently -- there are worst ways to spend a day of leisure than by watching the speeches Jimmy Kimmel and President Obama delivered last night at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

By now you've probably seen the now-infamous photo of President Obama with University of Colorado student Madalyn Starkey taken at The Sink in Boulder after the president popped into the dive bar the other day.