I feel like such a failure for not even knowing that Kat Von D and Deadmau5 were dating, much less engaged.

Okay, this absolutely settles it: male bloggers are unquestionably the best at proposing to the women they love.

I like to think that I've thumbed through, author Mickey Royal's , The Pimp Game: Instructional Guide enough times to really understand how to go about proposing to a beautiful woman -and yet still I am amazed that I never once considered reprogramming a classic video game.