THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND. TEAM PUPPY BOWL.

Biscuit and Butterscotch, two of the puppies competing in this year's Puppy Bowl, were rescued from a beach in Puerto Rico called "Dead Dog Beach."

Animal Planet has a Puppy Bowl locker room live stream. Have a great day.

There will be two new additions to this year's Puppy Bowl: Hedgehog cheerleaders, and a Puppy Cam.

Inspired by the success of the Puppy Bowl, last night Conan debuted "Puppy Conan," a version of his show featu- OH MY GOD THAT ONE HAS A CONAN WIG.

I'll be honest, after posting 800 words ranting about the scandalous merits of someone flipping the bird while wearing a gladiator costume, I could use a palate cleanser.

Lots of people asked me in the past week if I was going to repeat Matt's feature from last year where he provided in-depth analysis of the 2011 Puppy Bowl starting lineup.

Hey, what's Japan been up to these days.

Not only was Sunday's Super Bowl the most-watched television program in history, but Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl drew an astonishing 9.