Image of Quark looking certain is unrelated.

Incredulous Kitten suspects something is amiss.

Remember back when the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) went online in 2009 and alarmists were saying it would implode the universe and knock your granny down some stairs and do some crazy, Event Horizon type sh*t.

If the Internet was invented so people could post pictures of their cats, webcomics were invented so people could tell cat jokes.

Diamonds: for years, they existed to cut stuff and bribe shallow women into believing they loved your wallet and by extension, you.