A couple of hours ago dimly lit human Twitter fail Ashton Kutcher tweeted out a link to a fake dating video in which he plays a variety of male characters seeking romance -- one of which being an Indian guy he portrays in brown face.

As you may have noticed, some right-wingers have been trying desperately to paint Trayvon Martin as a hoodlum so as to, I don't know, prove that he had it coming to him when he was murdered by a cartoonish version of a trigger-happy "neighborhood watch captain.

When we last checked in on human exhaust pipe Donald Trump, he was being disemboweled by Jon Stewart for taking Sarah Palin on a hot date to arguably the crappiest pizza joint in all of New York City -- and then proceeding to eat his crap pizza with a goddamn fork.

In the past few months I've grown quite adept at ignoring the increasingly common, flagrant race-baiting by certain aspects of the conservative noise machine, but I simply cannot ignore this, the top story on FoxNation.