Next week, the world at large will be astounded by Ray J's ode to Kim Kardashian's ass directed at Kanye West, "I Hit It First."

Kanye used to watch the sex tape of his current girlfriend, Kim Karashian, in order to obtain an erection. Something is seriously wrong with Kanye West.

I've never really had strong feelings one way or another about Ray J, the man famous for half-assedly boning Kim Kardashian on camera, but I think I'm ready to become a member of his fanclub after the amazing Twitter troll job he pulled on Kanye West's attention-whoring girlfriend last night.