Thanks to my Y-chromosome and a fully developed cerebral cortex, I'm immune to the various different "Real Housewives" franchises, so I didn't watch last night's Season 2 premiere of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Two weeks ago, Russell Armstrong committed suicide by hanging himself.

I was really trying to avoid this story, because, well, I'm a hell of a lot more comfortable making jokes about throwing pies at reality TV stars than I am discussing depression and suicide.

Below is the trailer for the second season of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," and Warming Glow readers outside the United States can finally enjoy the fact that I'm embedding a Hulu player, as you're better off not watching this.

This Thursday, Bravo is rolling out its sixth (ugh) "Real Housewives" franchise, which will document the facelifted catfights of Beverly Hills.