America's sweetheart Courtney Stodden finally got her stupid dumb reality show, according to America's sweetheart Courtney Stodden.

Bristol Palin's kid, Tripp, uses the F-word against his aunt, although there's some question about which F-word he uses.

By and large, reality shows are crap.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is joining every other plebe-tastic network suit in Hollywood and developing yet another goddamn reality show.

Let's go straight to the blockquote.

Damnit, every time someething or someone like "Game of Thrones," "Community," "Doctor Who," or Rosario Dawson comes along to give NEEEEEEERDs a leg up in pop culture's cool department, a show like "The Big Bang Theory" or someone like Olivia Munn sets us back again.

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Really torn here.

Well well well, if it isn't our old friend, Patti Stanger.