Ever since Regis Philbin stepped down as co-host of Live!, to live a life full of Pepsi commercials and Donald Trump-assisted Christmas albums, the talk show has been looking for a new host

It's Secret Santa season, the time of the year when you're forced to buy cheap "holiday" presents for your fellow office workers because a memo from the Powers That Be tell you to.

The above photo of Ben staring at Leslie’s non-wrinkled, non-hideous face: not a GIF.

Regis Philbin's final appearance on "Live with Regis and Kelly" was today, and everyone is taking the opportunity to remember him fondly, as if he just died.

The first time I saw the trailer for Jack And Jill -- a movie in which Adam Sandler plays a Los Angeles man AND his obnoxious sister from the Bronx, co-starring Al Pacino, Katie Holmes, Dana Carvey, Regis Philbin and Shaquille O'Neal -- I thought it was a joke.

Last week Regis Philbin announced his departure from "Live with Regis and Kelly," a show he's hosted since his co-host was in middle school.

Sad news for people who like watching confused old people on TV: Regis Philbin will retire from broadcasting later this year.

Anderson Cooper is basically the midway point between Richie Rich as a kid and when he dies and turns into Casper The Avuncular Coastal Elitist Ghost, so it's hard to envision him as anything else but an asexual cherub of privilege.