CNN's Wolf Blitzer presumes everyone believes in his God, and asks a tornado survivor if she thanks the Lord.

"If you watch Two and a Half Men, please stop watching Two and a Half Men. I’m on Two and a Half Men, and I don’t want to be on it," says Jones. Oh boy.

Ron Jeremy gave his testimony to the congregation of a Christian church in Michigan. The news outlet reporting this: WOOD TV. I am dead serious.

And even more Jesus/Star Wars mashups, because hey. It's Friday.

So, as you may have heard, a new study out says that video games have a "problematized" and violent view of religion.

No, that is not Ben Affleck in the middle.

So, the Czech Republic had a census, asked people what their religion was, and 15,000 said "Jedi Knight".

Look, I realize that you can't always believe everything that an evangelical Christian tells you, but I think we should all take a moment to digest the soul-saving warnings from Dorathy Spaulding and her Club36 television program.

As if we needed further proof that devout Christians are terrible at making quality entertainment, here's "The Real Housewives of the Bible," a DVD that you can purchase online if you find Tyler Perry movies too racy.