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Okay, this is a really sad story, but it's also a story of great stupidity, so I'm going to try to take some of the edge off of this by playing one of our favorite games: FLORIDA OR OHIO.

Ken Ober, the comedian best known as the host of MTV's "Remote Control" from 1987 to 1991, died this week of unknown causes.