When "The Real World" debuted twenty years ago, it was about seven reasonably intelligent strangers trying to make their way in New York City.

I'm warning you: this clip from "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader.

There was a period of time in America where Paris Hilton garnered attention and headlines everywhere she went, thanks to the twin assault of a hit reality show ('The Simple Life") and getting stuffed in nightvision.

If you're an eternal optimist and thought that maybe, just maybe, this morning's perfect storm of lunacy would result in the birther set going off quietly into the night, you were, well, sadly mistaken.

One of my favorite pastimes is making fun of "Glee," so of course this screencap from Reddit makes for good fodder.

Last night, Special Olympics CEO Tim Shriver was Stephen Colbert's guest on "The Colbert Report," and the entire interview (see video below) was centered on Shriver's campaign to get people to stop using the word "retarded" to describe people with mental disabilities.

Once again, it's time to play our favorite game: FLORIDA OR OHIO.

This security camera footage of a woman falling into a mall fountain because she's too busy texting went viral on BuzzFeed earlier this week, and it's about as satisfying as a bad-thing-happens-to-texting-moron video can be without bodily harm happening.

On Friday, Oprah did her last-ever "Favorite Things" show in which she plays Santa Claus and gives away tons of free crap.