Well you knew this was coming: the internet -- which can be a god-awful cesspool at times but one that will often rise up against hatred, intolerance and lies -- has not taken too kindly to Rick Perry's anti-gay ad that hit the web yesterday afternoon.

Ever since Herman Cain dropped out of the Republican primary over the weekend, I've been wondering who would fill the massive void of crazy left by his departure.

After being made fun of by everyone, including himself, the Rick Perry debate gaffe humiliation circle truly wouldn't be complete without a chuckle-worthy SNL skit, right.

Last night, while Rick Perry was desperately trying to salvage his tanking presidential by making fun of his debate buffoonery on Letterman, Jon Stewart was, as you might have expected, eviscerating Perry for sh*tting the bed on Wednesday night, pointing out exactly why he, along with everyone else on the stage the other night not named Mitt Romney, have no chance of securing the GOP nomination.

Texas Governor Rick Perry was on Letterman last night -- the exclamation point on a day of media blitzing by the Perry campaign in a desperate attempt to recover from his epic bed-sh*tting the Wednesday night -- to deliver the "Top Ten.

In case you missed the 247th Republican presidential debate last night, Rick Perry placed his campaign on a Viking funeral pyre, lit the tinder, and then flung the whole thing over the horizon with a trebuchet the size of the Chrysler Building.

True Story: Last night I was on a JetBlue flight to New York.

By now you've probably seen the video of Texas governor Rick Perry giving a speech in New Hampshire where he appears to be, um, under the influence of something, right.

There's a video of Republican presidential candidate and Godfather's Pizza CEO Herman Cain floating around the internet today in which the affable Cain, the "9-9-9" plan-pushing candidate nicknamed "Cornbread" recently by some on the web, performs his own version of John Lennon's "Imagine.