The best and worst moments from last night's new episode of "Saturday Night Live," with host Anne Hathaway and musical guest Rihanna.

The one certainty here: Rihanna is probably trolling all of us.

*Sigh* This comes from a CNN iReport: At the most resent Pep Rally for Waverly High School, located in Waverly NY.

"Is there such [a] thing as loving two people? I don't know. I don't know if that's possible, but, for me I just, I feel like that. You know?" Nope.

Chris Brown to himself: "You know, that space on my neck could really use some filling in. I should get a tattoo of a beaten woman there!"

A recap, in GIF form, of MTV's 2012 Video Music Awards, featuring Rihanna, Katy Perry, Frank Ocean, Lil Wayne, and more.

On her Twitter account, Joan Rivers threatened to slap Rihanna for admitting that she she still loves Chris Brown. Rihanna responded.

In an interview with Oprah on OWN, Rihanna admitted that she still has feelings for her abusive ex-boyfriend, Chris Brown.

As you've probably heard by now, the fight of the century where there can be no winners went down last night when Chris Brown and Drake got into a skirmish, allegedly over the rights to Rihanna's surely other-worldly honey pie.