UPDATE: Now with video.

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In case you missed the ads plastered all over this webpage yesterday, last night was the season premiere of "Sons of Anarchy," effectively beginning the Fall 2011 TV season.

Last week I posted brief synopses of the four new shows that the CW is adding to its schedule next year, and while I thought they sounded terrible, I didn't realize they'd be THIS awful.

The CW unveiled its new fall schedule, which I will share with you because it's important to know what shows you're never going to watch.

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