In the past two weeks, two publications I admire, even after one put Snooki on the cover (Rolling Stone) and the other doesn’t exist in print anymore (Paste), published Important, Definitive Lists.

To be a true rock star, in the most Almost Famous meaning of the term, you need to do three things: 1) Rock and roll all night, 2) Par-tay ev-er-y day, and 3) Have a ridiculous sex life.