Kenny Powers is man who has the ball; he's the man who can throw it faster than f**k.

When we last checked in on beloved national treasure Snoop Dogg, he was dishing out real talk on how a man should treat a "ho" like Kim Kardashian.

In case you didn't stay up late last night to catch the results, genetically engineered Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, also known as the Mittbot 9000, won the Iowa caucuses by 8 votes -- 8 VOTES.

Right before Christmas, Maske posted our favorite TV mashup Tumblrs, which everyone knows were all the rage in 2011.

Earlier today, former American Idol winner and current pop star Kelly Clarkson used the magic Twitter machine to express her support for Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul.

Look, I was about to write about the fact that the voice of super-hot old lady Helen Mirren is appearing in an episode "Glee" when it returns in January (as the inner voice of one of the characters), but then realized no one really cared.

The reason I hate politics in America is that it caters to the lowest common denominator.

Poor Ron Paul.

In one of more hilarious bill sponsoring pairings in the history of American politics, openly gay congressman Barney Frank of Massachusetts and militant libertarian darling Ron Paul are teaming together to introduce a bill in Congress that would effectively abolish the ridiculous federal laws making marijuana an illegal drug.