When we last checked in on loud, puzzlingly coiffed reality show creature Donald Trump's YouTube vlog, he was braying on and on and on about how he has always maintained a great relationship with "the blacks," because if there's anything "the blacks" love, it's a bloated, birther-conspiracy-pushing, bloviating white billionaire who eats his crappy pizza with a knife and fork.

A week after I bitched about how tired I was of Sacha Baron Cohen appearing on late-night television shows in character to promote his movies, he went on Letterman as himself to promote Bruno.

I was trying to avoid this because all I do is talk about Conan O'Brien all the time, but it seems like Bruno's appearance on "The Tonight Show" last night (video below) is the big story today.

The big deal at Sunday's MTV Movie Awards was Eminem walking out after Bruno's be-thonged ass ended up in his face.

What's that you say.

Today in Bad Idea Jeans news, "American Idol" is considering having comedian Sacha Baron Cohen appear on the show's season finale, but the producers are worried that he will do something like, uh, be Sacha Baron Cohen.