It Looks Like NASA’s Kepler Telescope Has Come To The End Of The Road

NASA's orbiting Kepler telescope may have found its final exoplanet. We say farewell in the most appropriate manner we know how.

Keanu May Be Sad, But He’s Always A Gentleman On The Subway

You guys will have to forgive me: I totally meant to post this earlier but had a minor distraction I had to deal with this morning and am just now getting back on track and caught up.

Here at Uproxx, we've taken a solemn vow (spoken into a clown's mouth at a drive-thru so you know we're serious) that we will photoshop Keanu Reeves.

BANNER: Remember the sad koala video from yesterday.

As you may have noticed, we here at Uproxx like to photoshop Keanu Reeves a lot.

Let's be honest, 2010 was one hell of a year for everybody.

By now you're probably familiar with the Sad Keanu meme.