With "Mad Men" season six right around the corner, here are 15 stories the AMC series should never tell.

Batsh*t New York Post columnist Linda Stasi -- who once sued the city of New York for $2 million after she tripped over a police barricade -- is very troubled with the way that Matthew Weiner has written his "Mad Men" character Sally Draper (Kiernan Shipka).

Here's an almost word for word transcription of an internal monologue that took place in my head a few minutes ago.