You truly are the Lord of the Dance, Mr. Rockwell.

Could we listen to Christopher Walken reading dialogue from "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" all day? Yes, we could.

Last week I saw Elaine's Dance Illustrated in a couple of places, and while I thought it was cute, I wasn't didn't feel compelled to write it up.

Today we have several trailers and clips from Cowboys & Aliens, which may secretly be "a $140 million dollar adaptation of a Far Side Cartoon" as Dave and Thomas point out.

There is no spoon.

There's a new trailer for the should be a SyFy title movie Cowboys & Aliens.

The first trailer and poster have arrived for Cowboys and Aliens, and I didn't write about it when just the poster dropped because it appeared to be a movie starring and centered around Daniel Craig's butt.

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