Did Al Roker suggest in a tweet that he and Savannah Guthrie were going to go back to his place after lighting America's Christmas tree to take rips off of a giant bong and eat Funyuns all night? I do believe that he did.

Human horsesh*t dispenser Donald Trump -- a reality show star and alleged part-time billionaire businessman who somehow once managed to run a business, a casino, universally hailed as one with an infallible economic model into bankruptcy -- was on the Today Show AGAIN this morning, for some reason, spouting off about how great he is and how much Obama sucks, blah, blah, blah.