Gee, Zynga's board might be full of corrupt thieves? That's terribly surprising, old chap.

It was a match made in heaven, if you define "heaven" as "competitively squelching a possible rival to your business before it can really get started.

We all knew it was going to happen.

WOOOO, NUMBER ONE.

As you may have heard, starting July 12th, ISPs like Comcast and Time Warner and the RIAA have entered into an agreement where, if they see "suspicious activity," they'll offer a "graduated response," essentially sending you a few nasty emails and then cutting off your Internet service.

As we all know, AT&T is not exactly popular among, well, anybody, but until recently, they were the only network with an iPhone.

You remember Righthaven.

You may have heard that music labels were trying to get "locker" services like Amazon Cloud and whatever Google's doing shut down unless they paid the labels massive chunks of change, kind of like that time Universal tried to demand that they get a royalty for every iPod sold, because, like, music was totally stolen off of the Internet and listened to on iPods, so that's Apple's fault.

Earlier today Cajun Boy introduced us to the viral new Tumblr site This Guy Has My Macbook by interaction designer Joshua Kaufman.