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If you have eyes, you've probably seen print ads for CBS's remake of "Hawaii Five-0," starring Scott Caan, Daniel Dae Kim ("Lost"), the delicious Grace Park ("Battlestar Galactica"), and the blandly handsome guy that CBS keeps casting in shows that fail (Alex O'Loughlin of  "Three Rivers" and "Moonlight").

In what's slowly becoming one of the more talked-about pilots this season, Scott Caan has been cast as Danny "Danno" Williams in the CBS remake of "Hawaii Five-O.

Notorious turdsmith Brett Ratner will direct a new FOX comedy starring Scott Caan called "Cop House," a show that I feel desperately needs an exclamation point.