Surviving within the Tron film's gaming grid already seems hard enough to do, even with the help of rape deterrent mace Light Cycles and Light Jets, so hats off to anyone who wants to pursue that frontier on their Segway i2 Personal Transporter.

I realize that it must get pretty tiresome having intercourse with people who find you attractive.

Are you in the mood to spend $3,500 on a one-wheeled scooter that looks like it drove off the background of Minority Report.