Oh, so you don't have a problem with snakes, do ya?! Well, this will change that!

The new "worst photo of all-time" is this one, taken by Bear Grylls of a snake bite.

You know that Great Python Challenge that Florida hosted for the past month, with hunters from all over the country gathering to compete for a cash prize.

Despite hundreds of hunters from around the country currently participating, the Florida Python Challenge has resulted in just 30 dead snakes so far.

I have good news and bad news. Good News: There are people out there who love you and care about your well-being, and will be there for you no matter how bad things get. Bad News: HOLY SH-T A TWO-HEADED SNAKE RUN FOR THE HILLS EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF.

Hey Tea Party folk -- tired of the government putting its foot on your throat to squeeze hard earned nickels out of you to pay for sh*t you don't need like libraries, fire departments, police, roads and bridges.

As you may have heard, the Mississippi River is more swollen than it's been in decades and, in an effort to prevent the flooding of New Orleans and Baton Rouge, the Army Corps of Engineers has opened a couple of floodgates diverting a lot of the Mississippi's excess water into rural Louisiana.