James Franco -- seen above hanging out with Nic Cage in a bear suit possibly(.

James Franco is continuing his career of weird, off-putting performance art with his return to "General Hospital," in which he plays the artist/serial killer Franco.

The show IS about a family that lives in a lighthouse, right.

I haven't been keeping up to date on my stories recently, but apparently Reese and Bianca began their big gay lesbian wedding in today's episode of "All My Children.