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While Japan continues to be the rightful focus of international attention this week, it's important to remember that we have a vast Internet at our disposal to at least distract us with humor, insanity, and the extraordinary (which doesn't always mean good).

No, I'm not talking about using flamethrower-wielding cloned velociraptors who are prone to migraines.

Alas, the humanoid was outmatched by Lego Hawking.

Shawn runs a doggie daycare and builds things, often with his son, and -- all right let's cut to the chase: gun-toting, soccer-playing, beer-delivering, ghetto-blastin', Armatronic robotic fridge.

Laugh if you want, but he's listening to your thoughts.