Newberry College in South Carolina will be offering one of the first majors in social media, but we'll always credit The Onion with teaching it best.

Okay, first of all, Happy MLK Day, you guys.

As you may have heard, Mitt Romney won the New Hampshire primary last night.

So as you may have heard, South Carolina is the state that hosts the South's first Republican presidential primary.

South Carolina has some problems right now: it's got a ten percent unemployment rate, a bit higher than the national average, with flat job growth.

Answer: not the laughably gullible guy in our first story.

If you’ve found yourself sitting in front of the TV, witnessing the glory of a KFC Double Down commercial, then you’ve probably asked yourself, “Who is eating these things.

When it comes to news about the world, I try to stay informed but willfully ignorant about the really depressing stuff.