You know, Facebook stock is not tanking. It's actually up. We're pretty sure they're just trolling us at this point.

Facebook loves you, its user. It loves you so much, it brought back your friend the direct marketer!

If you've ever wondered what happens when you report something as spam, this is how your banning sausage is made on Facebook.

I've noticed, as have many others, an influx of text message spam over the past few months.

If you're the administrator of a page, or several pages, on Facebook, you already know about the Weekly Facebook Update, wherein Facebook lets you know that these pages exist and hey, you should log in and look at them.

To get at corporate intranets, apparently.

You might remember Robert Bork, if you're a total nerd: every time somebody on Fox News screams about "legislating from the bench," they're quoting Bork.

Fun fact: the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA), better known as the YouTube Ruining Law, allows movie studios to issue takedown notices for media posted on the Internet.

Meet Dennis Markuze, AKA Dave Mabus.