How is Dave Grohl not the guy who delivers ALL of the keynote speeches?

It seems like every few weeks since he died, some mysterious "lost" Steve Jobs speech or interview pops up, to the point where when this one passed across my radar today, I thought it was one of the ones I'd already seen. It's all so damn confusing.

"So then I put my junk in the box.

Neil Gaiman addressed the graduating class of 2012 at the University of the Arts in Philadelphia last Thursday, and the video is now online so we can glean the wisdom all those other suckers had to pay $34,840 per year to hear.

That picture isn't what his advice was, but it's still a good way to start your morning.

This month, college students across the country have donned their caps and gowns, crossed their stages, shook the hands of prominent university and college figureheads, accepted their diplomas and were instantly offered their dream jobs that they've worked so hard to achieve for the past four years.