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Square and Starbucks is like hipster nerd chocolate and peanut butter. Here's what you need to know.

You know that scene, in 'Lethal Weapon', where Mel Gibson just walks into a room and shoots some random dancing guy? Starbucks just did that.

There are trend pieces, and then there are TREND PIECES.

Alec Baldwin went to Starbucks today, you guys, and he was not at all pleased with the service he received from a certain bitchy barista named "Jay.

On Tuesday we told you about Jonathan's Card, a neat-sounding, pay it forward-esque project created by app developer Jonathan Stark.

Let's face it, the world is a pretty depressing place right now.

Starbucks Spelling, "A collection of misspelled names from the inventors of the Frappuccino," has been around just over a month and has quickly become single-serving popular with Latte-loving yuppies like myself (also Time Magazine likes it.

[caption id="attachment_17472" align="aligncenter" width="600" caption="Non-Lobster Dog photo by photographer Carlos Aldana.