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On a day when sports news is dominated by child molestation, I'd like to lighten the mood a little by presenting two sports guys who can't stop calling people names on the Internet.
Starbury is widely coveted for his Vaseline-eating abilities.
Here's former NBA star Stephon Marbury succeeding where both Nixon and Google failed--he's KILLING China.
Stephon Marbury should give up trying to catch on with an NBA team, and that's not because he has any sort of future as the next Wayne Brady (or even the next lonelygirl15), but because nobody will touch him after this video finishes making the rounds of NBA front offices.
Here's the NBA's Stephon Marbury in what has to be the first document instance of Whiteface comedy.
Perhaps the the big Holy Shiitake Mushrooms moment of the sports weekend was free agent point guard Stephon Marbury opening up his own channel, streaming video of himself through a webcam for the better part of last weekend.
Stephon Marbury, banned from the Knicks after his initial benching and subsequent refusal to play for the team, has temporarily relocated to Los Angeles, where last night he watched the Knicks lose to the illness-plagued Lakers (recap here) -- as a paying fan with courtside tickets.
Stephon Marbury, the frighteningly imbalanced Knicks point guard who flashes occasional moments of poignancy, watched the third and final debate between Senators John McCain and Barack Obama with some friends at a homeless shelter.
"Saint Andrew's Net" is With Leather's daily link dump, written by the bane of respectable journos and scrupulous primates alike, Michael Tunison.
Starbury and Zeke, in happier times" title="Starbury and Zeke, in happier times" class="alignright size-full wp-image-41" />Alternate headline: TEAM CAPTAIN BANNED FROM TEAM BUILDINGIn the continuing saga of how awesome the Knicks organization is at sucking at everything, the New York Post today revealed that co-captain Stephon Marbury has been banned from Madsion Square Garden by team president/coach/popcorn baron Isiah Thomas.