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In light of the allegations that Steven Seagal keeps a handful of "executive assistants" for his perverse sexual needs, the Sheriff's Department where Seagal works as a reserve deputy sheriff has kicked out A&E's production crew, thus ending "Steven Seagal: Lawman" for the foreseeable future.

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Steven Seagal: Lawman (A&E) -- Series premiere.

Twenty years, forty pounds, and 500 hair plugs agoA reality television production company is suing A&E and Steven Seagal, claiming that they first approached Seagal with the possibility of doing a reality show and that the new show "Steven Seagal: Lawman" (AKA The Greatest Show Ever Made) was their idea.

OH MY GOD.