A recent study revealed that because of the popularity of Pabst Blue Ribbon within the hipster community, the prices of sub-premium beers are on the rise.

Looking for love? Go to Walmart! It's apparently where people are going to develop crushes on others these days.

Here's a study to confirm something you already know: people on Facebook add stress to your life.

We know, it's a shock that your coworkers are ill-behaved, boorish idiots, but science is never wrong.

If the fact that Kid Rock and countless other disgusting-looking musicians have groupies who follow them around essentially begging them to sample their tainted lady-parts wasn't enough evidence for you, science has come along to validate that their is some correlation between music and sex, along with drugs as well.

Oh, for Pete's sake, here we go again.

According to the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) and the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA), they are losing a million bajillion dollars every day from media piracy, and it is killing their industry.

As a general rule, I don't trust any advocacy group with the words "Family", "Parents," or "Common Sense" in the title, because it usually translates out to "holier-than-thou people banding together to try and order you around.

No matter what else you see today, this is certain to be the best video about herring farts.