Texting while flying is a terrible idea. Especially if you're flying a freaking medical helicopter.

Or you just own a messenger bag because you haven't given up on not being totally lame yet.

Air travelers, meet your new nightmare: idiots with laser pointers.

Recently, we told you about Apple's attempt to censor the word "jailbreak" -- and apparently, we're just going to have to accept stuff like that as an increasing part of modern life, because now it's been discovered that an eBooks publisher, while putting out the infamously long and dull Russian tome "War and Peace," decided to find and replace everything with "Kindle" in it to "Nook".

So, yeah, iTunes won't censor "bitch," but it will censor "jailbreak." Or at least it did.

Just to help out anybody who thinks that cyber-bullying the fault of the collective Internet, it's not -- its root cause are parents who give their children free reign on the web.

If there are two words that tend to make scientists roll their eyes when paired together, it's "evolutionary psychology".

Look, I've been gaming since I was eight, which means two solid decades.

In the worst idea involving the "Frogger" franchise since the game at right (seriously, who decided to turn Frogger into an adventure game.