Five-Second Films and UPROXX Video present this compilation of 25 brilliant five-second reminders of why LOVE SUCKS, just in time for Valentine's Day.

Pajiba's resident super-cutting wizard, Harry Hanrahan, is back with another instant classic to go in his YouTube trophy case.

Remember that long overdue supercut of each instance Jesse Pinkman has said the word "bitch" on Breaking Bad. Well, more "bitch"s have been added.

Here's a fantastic supercut of just the Tina Fey and Amy Poehler parts of the 2013 Golden Globes, as well as a few more GIFs and photoshops. Oh, internet. Never change.

Here's pretty much the only supercut you'll ever need to watch. Ever.

I'm sure there are some misses and griping to be had, but the decade-o-meter is a nice touch.

This is probably the best usage of Cage's underappreciated "F*CK MEXICO!" yell that I've ever seen.

The black local TV news reporter with the snake will always be my favorite piece of this, followed closely by the exploding lady reporter.

Here is 40 seconds of Orange County Eyewitness News reporter Gustavo Almodovar saying his name. That is all that happens. And it is FASCINATING.