Never ever slide down the pole after Scalia.

SOOOO, you might have heard that the Supreme Court did something today, I have no idea what that something is -- even though our very own Danger Guerrero explained it all using GIFs from "The O.C." -- because I've been too busy looking up clips of strippers.

In a decision that I have a feeling inspired wild, drunken Monday morning celebrations in the offices of gaming execs around the world, the Supreme Court ruled today that state governments -- specifically California in this case -- have no right to restrict the sale of violent video games to children, as to do such would be a violation of the First Amendment.

For those unaware, there's currently a court case in front of the Supreme Court called "Schwarzenegger Vs. The Entertainment Merchants' Association." It's about a bill, passed by State Senator Leland Yee, that wants to declare some games to be obscene, as in like porn, because they're violent, which makes us wonder about Mr.

It’s tough to be a smoker these days, what with everyone trying to stop us from vacationing in Flavor Country.