A Mormon bishop named Kent Hendrix scared away his neighbor's stalker with a samurai sword and chapstick.

We can only hope our names will someday be followed by the title of SWORDMASTER.

What you're seeing above is the elaborate work of an anonymous prisoner serving time in a British prison, and apparently he really, really misses "Final Fantasy".

Why anyone would want to murder throat-y British songbird Joss Stone is beyond me -- she seems perfectly delightful (Although some people take issue with her covers) -- but two dudes did, and they were planning to kill her hard.

Silver Carp (AKA "The A-holes of the sea") are a pesky fish which are not indigenous to the Illinois River but have nonetheless invaded, setting up their annoying fish trailers and reproducing out of control and holding guppy fights on their front lawns next to the little plastic scuba diver they've put up on blocks.

Sir Terry Pratchett was knighted last year and decided he needed a sword.