As anyone reading this website probably already knows, few things are more absurd and worthless than cooking segments on talk shows. Here David Cross portrays "Chef Bellini Pastafangu" in a talk show cooking segment spoof on Comedy Bang Bang to better demonstrate the ridiculousness of those things.

Dr.

You might think that headline is an exaggeration, but I swear to you -- on the eyes on my unborn children -- that it is not.

"Survivor" host Jeff Probst will host a daytime talk show starting in fall 2012 for some reason, according to several news outlets who nimbly worked quotes from the press release into their "breaking news.

Ellen Degeneres sent Amy Rhodes, a staff writer on her show, to Universal Studios' haunted maze for Halloween, and this is the hardest I've laughed all day.

CNN journalist and "Channel One" alumnus Anderson Cooper will launch a syndicated daytime talk show in the fall of 2011, which will finally give bored housewives a "handsome gay" option to compete with the choices of "roundtable of shrews" and "dancing lesbian.

President Barack Obama will take a break from leading the country into oblivion/a golden age (choose one) on Wednesday to film a segment on ABC's "The View," the country's most important talk show for adult women who regularly vote.

Marijuana is sort of like, I don't know, yogurt, or The Montel Williams Show, in that it isn't for me, but I'm all for everyone having the right to consume it.

Mike Polk, creator of the awesomely bad Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Videos and author of Internet Hall of Fame article Look at my Striped Shirt!, has revealed his collection of TV credits, and they are.