If, by chance, you're waiting to buy a physical copy of Frank Ocean's highly-acclaimed and much-buzzed about Channel Orange when it's released next week, you will not find it at Target. Why? Well, it might, as Frank Ocean and his people seem to believe, have something to do with that whole falling in love with a dude thing.

So, Target has a promotional deal with the upcoming Avengers movie -- usually not the kind of thing we'd bother reporting on around here, but they've actually done something kind of interesting with it.

This is both fascinating and heart-breaking: Michelle Obama was photographed today shopping alone in an Alexandria, Virginia Target store by an Associated Press photographer.

I'm just gonna start dancing in random places to Beyonce songs in the hopes that she'll magically appear to dance with me.

You may recognize that fella up there underneath the black fashion sunglasses as the lead singer of Scorpions, and I thought that’s who it was as well until a Wisconsin teacher briefly stopped protesting to inform me that it is actually iconic Russian leader Joseph Stalin.

Whether you believe the world will end in a flash of nuclear chaos or with the low moans of zombie hoards craving human flesh, it’s always good to channel your inner Boy Scout and be prepared.

For many years now, Walmart has been a one-stop for everything you could possibly need from a retailer.