Desperately want to tase someone until they lose control of their bowels, but too lazy to get within a couple feet of them.

More often than not, using a taser on someone usually ends with cheese and wine -the occasional phone number exchange- and it's because of this not-lethal-enough stigma that the fine folks over at Taser’s R&D lab in Scottsdale, Arizona decided to amplify its effectiveness by 50,000 volts.

I'm not sure how this didn't cross my path much sooner, what with the Google alert settings and all that robbing.

There is a popular series of videos on the Interweb that has a person demonstrating a blender on steroids.

Oh, PopSci.