Bon Iver's Justin Vernon loved "Northern Exposure," so naturally he wants a tattoo to commemorate his adoration for it.

Though it feels like we've known her our whole life, we were only introduced to the Girl with the Butthole Tattoo four days ago.

Butthole tattoos are the new anal bleaching. You heard it here first.

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The other day, the Interwebs went absolutely crazy over the story of an Ohio man, Ryan Fitzjerald, who inked his girlfriend, Rossie Brovent, with the above poop tattoo after she had asked for a Narnia landscape.

The other night my dog mom sock friend and I were having a heated but friendly debate about tattoos and what truly defines how cool a tattoo is.